she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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