would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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