There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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