Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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