There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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