Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Also, beer. Big fan.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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