Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Randomize
