Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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