lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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