I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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