my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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