I accidentally had phone sex last night
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He better not be in your backpack
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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