Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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