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Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you

(248): View more from Michigan

Gross. gingers suck

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(248): View more from Michigan

I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing

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Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa

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(513): View more from Ohio

He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer

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(619): View more from California

I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left

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(615): View more from Tennessee

So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.

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