question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
We talked him into tasing himself.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Dicks are not precious.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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