Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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