Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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