Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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