You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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