these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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