Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
