The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Just pee around me
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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