Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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