Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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