**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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