i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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