You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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