I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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