Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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