Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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