it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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