She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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