a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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