How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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