i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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