if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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