after a month anything with tits is on the radar
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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