Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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