our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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