Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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