Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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