He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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