i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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