the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i think my mom watched the whole time
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i think i have two assholes
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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