it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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