Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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