would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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