i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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