How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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