I puked a lego.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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