I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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