would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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