some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Randomize
