part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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