the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
