Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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