so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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